tom-sits-like-a-whore:

"hey that’s a cute dress"

"IT HAS POCKETS"

"oh that’s cool but i really like the lace on the collar"

"LOOK AT THE POCKETS THEY’RE ACTUALLY BIG"

"but-"

POCKETS”

literally anyone who wears clothes made for women will freak out when there are decently sized pockets built in it’s like finding a unicorn

Hey followers!

Just poppin in for a few reblogs, letting you know I’m still alive *starts singing Bigbang song*

Ahem, so yeah, that’s about it…message me if you’d like! I’d love to catch up with you or start a new friendship! :)

<3 <3 <3 <3

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singingtowers:

My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

queeringfeministreality:

tairupanda:

derschneefiel:

The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.

That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.

WHAT, YES

lump rawrs are the weirdest cats

Why does it have round pupils? Someone get that cat a biology textbook, it’s confused.

actually, big cats usually have round pupils. and there is an actual reason for it, having to do with view distance and height from the ground, but i can’t remember it right now.

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

missingrache:

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

Aaaaaa THAT IS SO CUTE AND GOOD

lunacordelia:

Explaining tumblr is like explaining what water tastes like

l-o-v-e-l-a-u-g-h-s-m-i-l-e:

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

bless this post

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through